Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You?

Even the bravest of heroes fall victim to temptation in Mushroom Kingdom and sometimes it can get ugly. Luckily we have the brave men and women from Goombas looking out for our safety. Actually, do Goombas even have a gender?

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      1. I read up on Wikipedia that the two Japanese guys who originally developed the concept of the Mario Bros envisioned them venturing into the sewers and battling strange creatures. I guess it would make sense that mushrooms would be an item since they survive in wet, warm environments.

        It’s that or the sexual repression in Japanese culture has finally created something more bizarre than tentacle hentai.

      2. I imagine a bunch of nasty sludge and slimy enemies in the sewers. Not turtles and brown feet. I think they should make a modern, dark version of the original concept.

      1. Sorry buddy, Shane’s right. I’ve played Paper Mario and well and there are definitely a male and female Goombas… that, or those games just got a lot weirder.

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HEHEHE…. hehe…. haHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (THAT WAS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN THIS MONTH!)

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