I Suck at Crysis 3

Crysis 3
The Beta for Crysis 3 was released a few days ago on Xbox Live. I kind of skipped over the first two games, so I figured I’d give it a whirl. Let’s just say, things did not go well. 

Being a rookie to the franchise, I was little overwhelmed jumping straight into the online-only beta. It took me a few rounds to simply grasp the functionality of my power suit. Once I got the hang of it, I had a blast jumping around and grabbing onto ledges like a monkey. Unfortunately, even after mastering the controls, I was still doing pretty horribly. If you want to feel really good about yourself as gamer, check out my sixth, and probably final, match in the Crysis 3 Beta. I should have just entitled this video “Guy Kicking Cars for Ten Minutes.”

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LthxJ4j17AQ&feature=youtu.be]

Pretty embarrassing huh? I couldn’t even shoot a guy in the back with a shotgun… Overall it was a good experience and there are quite a few things I like about Crysis 3. This isn’t a day-one purchase for me, but I’d love the opportunity to check out some more of this unique shooter.

I Mileson I


  1. Might have done better if Crysis 3 was called Halo… but it looked ok. I noticed you were getting offed a lot by pistols. More teamwork, though, and some cqc with your shotty and you’ve got a better k/d on your hands.

    Good luck when you do get it buddy.

    1. It’s like Halo 1 all over again. Those fiends were all about the pistol. It was outrageously powerful. I was getting taken down in a couple shots. They physics are really fun though. Makes dying frequently ok with me.

  2. I feel you, the multiplayer can be quite the asskicing if you don’t know your way around. But the Crysis multiplayer has an interesting level Cap scenario, I don’t know if you noticed, but it’s an interesting concept and levels the playing field quite a lot.

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