Does anybody else remember Metroid: Other M? Did anybody else find it rather depressing how sensitive and whiny they made our hero, Samus? Well, we sure as hell did and Nintendo better deliver something amazing on the Wii U to make up for this terrible injustice. We know what people want from their Metroid games, Maya and Samus make-out sessions. Thanks Nintendo, but I think we’ll take it from here.
Alternate Ending= the day that a thousand fanboys pants exploded…OH THE HUMANITY…Pants raining from the sky, tearing asunder the very fabric of relationships across the world….gamers held up in their rooms for weeks. IT’S MADNESS!
Hahaha! My God… The Horror! I can only imagine the terror of being enveloped in a sea of thousands of sticky, shredded, jeans….
How much restraint did you have to use to just say ‘making out’. I can think of a million other things those 2 could be doing in bed during the cut scenes, lol.
Hahaha yeah…. let’s just say ‘making out’ wasn’t the first thing that got penned into the original script.
And for the record, Other M, damn fun game when you mute/skip the cutscenes. Would like the Big N to give it another shot sometime, learning from their mistakes of course.
The gameplay was pretty enjoyable, that’s true, but the story and the destruction of Samus as a character was pretty unforgivable.
This is hilarious.
Thank you very much! We had a lot of fun with this one.