Nightmare in Zebes

Nightmare in Zebes

Does anybody else remember Metroid: Other M? Did anybody else find it rather depressing how sensitive and whiny they made our hero, Samus? Well, we sure as hell did and Nintendo better deliver something amazing on the Wii U to make up for this terrible injustice. We know what people want from their Metroid games, Maya and Samus make-out sessions.  Thanks Nintendo, but I think we’ll take it from here.


  1. Alternate Ending= the day that a thousand fanboys pants exploded…OH THE HUMANITY…Pants raining from the sky, tearing asunder the very fabric of relationships across the world….gamers held up in their rooms for weeks. IT’S MADNESS!

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