There’s no better way to tell the world you’re a total man than to grow a gnarly mustache. Think about it. Picture that distant uncle you have, the one who wears flannel and sits on his porch yelling at any passerby. You know what he has? A stache and he who has the stache, holds all the power. There have been some amazing mustaches in gaming history and for this week’s round of Nerd Wars! we want to determine who’s got the best stache of them all. Careful, things might get a little hairy.
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Solid Snake
It’s so suave. Reminds me of my creepy uncle.
-Mileson
Haha! 😛
Solid Snake for sure. He probably knows five ways to kill someone with it…
He’s the mustache Macgyver.
-Mileson
Haha! I bet he does!!
Where’s Wario? He’d trump all of these! I voted for Dr. Vily though.
We didn’t want only Mario characters, plus Waluigi has a way better stache 😉
-Mileson
Man, Wario is a burly manly man with a wicked ‘stasche!! And he looks like someone with a problem with gasses.
I respectfully agree to disagree, and I respect your opinion 😀
But Waluigi has the perfect length to his stache. Plus it looks better groomed. The only way for them to settle it would be oil wrestling.
-Mileson
Oil wrestling while NAKED. And shaved in the unmentionable regions.
My God.
What have we created.
Aww yeah, now things are starting to heat up a little bit. I feel like you could find a drawing of that someone in the creepy sections of deviant art.
-Mileson
Hah, I actually couldn’t find such a picture, but all I can say is “challenge accepted!”
Oh no…. Well…. If it does exist, I need to see it…. As much as it will ruin any shred of childhood I have left.
-Mileson
I’m with martianoddity on this. Wario > Waluigi.
That’s tough… if it was most iconic it would Mario since everybody knows him. However, it has to be snake because his stache resembles Tom Sellec’s. Tom’s mustache is so good, it has to be fake!
Technically though, Dr. Neo Cortex has a Fu Manchu, but I guess that’s in the mustache family tree somewhere…
Selleck* sorry, I know someone will come here and complain about spelling since I brought up his mustache, Forgive Me!
Waluigi, fo’sho.
Can’t really beat Mario in a mustache war 😉
Easily one of the most recognizable staches of all time.
-Mileson
Definitely Snake, it’s just so classy.
It’s a mustache that screams strictly business.
-Mileson
I’m going to go out on a tangent and say Sully from the Uncharted franchise.
Sully’s stache is quite mighty, but saying it’s the best is a bold statement.
-Mileson
Mario hands down! He is the man.
It’s hard to beat the classics.
-Mileson
That’s right! Nothing can beat the classics!!!