Mountain Dew is the best soda ever. Is it absolutely terrible for you? No doubt about it. Does drinking it in the morning devastate your bowels and ruin the first several hours of your day? You bet your sweet ass it does, but these things are trivial compared to that magical feeling you get when you crack open a can of the sweet nectar. Oh yeah, and if you actually think that Mello Yello is better than Mountain Dew, you should probably speak to a therapist because something isn’t right with you.
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Have you ever had a Sundrop, sir? Pure liquid crack. One can not simply sip on a Sundrop, it must be turned upright and guzzled.
Sundrop is pretty dang tasty. It’s got more of that citrus kick, which is pretty satisfying, but nothing can evil replace the Dew shaped place in my heart.
<3. At the same time… is the protester French? If so… why is he French? Do the French hate Mountain Dew…. man now I want me some Freedom Fries!
French people hate everything that represents America. I should know…. (dramatic pose and head turn) I am one….