Not So Mello Yello

Mountain Dew is the best soda ever. Is it absolutely terrible for you? No doubt about it. Does drinking it in the morning devastate your bowels and ruin the first several hours of your day? You bet your sweet ass it does, but these things are trivial compared to that magical feeling you get when you crack open a can of the sweet nectar. Oh yeah, and if you actually think that Mello Yello is better than Mountain Dew, you should probably speak to a therapist because something isn’t right with you.


    1. Sundrop is pretty dang tasty. It’s got more of that citrus kick, which is pretty satisfying, but nothing can evil replace the Dew shaped place in my heart.

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