Are you a fan of extreme Japanese poetry and hardcore gaming? If so, you’ll love the latest feature to brawl its way into the What’s Your Tag? lineup; Ultra Haiku Fighter. Think you’re better at writing gaming Haiku’s than we are? Well come prove it. Today we tackle the mighty SNES classic Donkey Kong Country.
Editor’s Note: Ultra Haiku Fighter started off as a joke conversation between Mileson and AMGfail on Facebook and morphed into a full-fledged feature. The idea behind UHF is that the What’s Your Tag? bros will post a series of Haiku’s based on a specific game and you as the reader, will try and create Haiku’s even greater than ours and drop it in the comment section below. The supreme victory will be declared the most extreme poet in the universe, though we have no fair way to judge that. Let the Ultra Haiku Fighter battle begin!
Donkey Kong Country
mine cart rides lead to quick death
a pit of bodies
Cranky is a pimp
turning tricks to pay the rent
get in the barrel
Alrighty XBROS, you’ve read what we’re throwing down, now it’s time for you to bring the thunder! Battle to raise your poetry meter and unleash your Ultra Haiku Combo! What Donkey Kong Country madness will your poetry skills unleash?
Miles Dompier is the mad commander of TEAM XBRO. He is a Seattle native who recently moved to the sweltering heat of Los Angeles to pursue his dream of becoming an avocado farmer. When he’s not up writing until his eyes bleed, he likes to play a Prince level of instruments and listen to terrible death metal. Follow him on the official What’s Your Tag? Twitter page – @whatsyourtag
Bradley Keene is an avid gamer & freelance blogger from Baltimore, MD who typically handles news and reviews here at What’s Your Tag?. If he’s not knee-deep in an RPG or some form of Nintendo game, he’s usually watching terrible horror films or listening to Gwar. Follow him on Twitter @amgfail_WYT, or contact him by e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Dixie and Diddy
Are they cousins or something?
Why don’t they just bang.
Creepy monkey incest. I like it.
THE TENSION IS THERE!
I CALLS IT AS I SEES IT!
“Hey Diddy, want to explore this cave system?”
“How about I explore your cave system?”
*Cue the creepy incest porn music*
If this was Facebook, I’d like this chain up and down.
hahaha! Well there’s that thumbs up thing, does that count?
I know…. It just not the same….
And the award goes to..