Shipping and handling may vary throughout the universe. In this edition of The Daily Clip, we find out that Spectre status has some limitations.
Come’on Shepard, you’re flush with cash and the first human Spectre! Throw down some on an Amazon Prime membership. A universe is at stake and you’re trying to find out where your Breaking Bad Blu-rays are!
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Damn it Shepard, I told you this would happen.
The crew may get restless.
Garrus needs his calibration kits.
Joker’s cup holder might be in that order.
I heard Miranda’s “Perfect Quarterly” is delayed.
These loyalty missions are getting out of hand!
Hey at least it’s not the shipment of ‘toys’ Grunt wanted..
Nobody wants a cranky Krogan.
Or a deprived on
Who knows what else he might decide to play with.
Well Jack is close by…
I hope Amazon has replacement parts for the Normandy.
Might take a bit to deliver since Shepard is cheap.
Maybe the Illusive Man should pony up for Prime membership.
No I hear he’s trying to prove it’s run by Reapers
Well… That would explain why their warehouses are always full. Resources from countless races would be a way to do that.
Hey they had to do something with the materials they couldn’t use.
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On sale now for Prime members!
Great discounts! Get $50 when you apply for you Amazon Credit Card! What better way to make the galaxy you always wanted even more affordable!
Sale ends in two days when we come to wipe out your galaxy! (but don’t tell the Illusive Man, he’s onto us)
Upgrade now to Amazon Protection Plans! Don’t let your galaxy be destroyed!
(Offer excludes existing galaxies. Only new galactal civilizations of amoebic states may apply)
Damn fine print.