Normally we wouldn’t classify ourselves as scientists, but after multiple studies and extensive research, we believe we’ve formulated a fool-proof system with the Dickter Scale. It’s worthy of any college text book. We’ve made it pretty apparent that we’re into some weird stuff.
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